BACK AFTER POPULAR DEMAAAANNND!!

im listening to shaggy.

on youtube, thats what im listening to. and my phone beep. my ears are great hearing devices, i should sell them on ebay. this orange bar keeps flashing at the bottomg of my eye, oh its nyleve on msn, i should so block that fuck.

as you can see here clearly, i have started a new paragraph.

man, the future, i have the future in my hands. and it is floating away. out of my head, from my ear. to other places

sometimes i feel like i dont have a partner, sometimes i feel like im always alone. so i wank.

you know sometimes, fat people annoy me. lucky im skinny or id annoy myself.

dreeEEEAAAm dream dream DREEAAAAmmm, when i want you, in my arms when i want you and all your charms, whenever i want you all i have to do is dream. when i feel blue, in the night, and i need you to hold me tight, whenever i want you all i have to do is dream. i can make you mine, taste your lips of wine, anytime, night or day, only trouble is jee wizz, im dreaming my life away. i need you so, that i could die, i love you so, and that is why, whenever i want you all i have to do is dream. and then ill masturbate furiously.

hey, did you every think
that everythiung goes
how its supposed to
the way life progresses
it was the way its supposed to be.

i have no idea what im talking about.

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE, MY DARLING, IVE HUNGERED FOR YOU TOUCH. A LOOOONNG, LONELY TIME AND TIIIIIME, GOES BHYYY, SOE SLOWLY, AND TIME CAN DO SOOOO MUCH, AAAAAA YOU STILL MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE??? AAAAHHHHHHHIIII NEED YOUR LOVE, IIIII NEED YOUR LOVE, GOD SPEED YOUR LOVE TOOOOoooOOoOOooOOOOoo MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..... LONELY RIVERS FLOW, TO THE SEE TO THE SEA TO THE OPEN ARMS OF THE SEEEAAAAAHHHYEAAAHHH LONELY RIVERS SIGH, WAIT FOR ME WAIT FOR ME, ILL BE COMING HOME WAIT FOR ME.... OOOOOOOOHHHH MY LOVE, MY DARLING, IVE HUNGERED, HUNGERED!!! FOR YOUR TOUCH, FOR LONG YOU STILL MY LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiIIiiiIiiII NEEEeeeeeEEEeeeeeD YOUR LOVE, I NEED YOUR LOVE, GOD SPEED LOVE YOUR LOVE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOHOOHOHHH huUUuUHhHHHHHOPOOOOOO me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-idDbIfGvw&feature=related

this my friends, is the maker of wet vagina.
listen closely as the vagina wettens from his voice.
the dampener of vagina
the moisturising cream.

i wish i coould sing like that. *sighs* oh wells!!

this is epic.
so epic.
damned epic.

like my penis.

hey there, geogie boy, dancing there so fancy free.

im so looking up that song, homer sings it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VA5yWTbf38

hmmmm... not homer, but an ugly man who plays piano and sings like a woman. im pretty sure theyre not the real lyrics.

im not a player i just crush alot..

i dont wanna be a player anymore

but you know big pun and something somethng down the whore...

lay on his chest? MORE LIKE LAY ON HIS BREAST!! big pun is such a fatass. i like to call him Pig Bun makes him sound fatter, and somewhat edible.

who you trying to get crazy with ese''?? dont you know im loco??

like kylie mynouge and locomotion.

when insane, got no brain.

i hate it when the other guy raps in cypress hill. he is so shit. just let b real rap. sometimes i imagine his name is b peel. becuase i like to assume the b in his name stands for banana, so then his name would be banana peel.

hello my name is dr greenthumb, id just like to tell you where im from.

lakemba.

thats why i fcuked your bitch you fat motherfucker. take money. first off fuck your bitch and the click you claim. nigga i hit em up.

tupac is an angry guy.

everytime i close my eyes. i wake up feeling so horny.

fin.